{"product_id":"birdie-special-edition-sprayed-edge-foil-signed-with-swag","title":"Birdie (SPECIAL EDITION, SPRAYED EDGE \u0026 FOIL, SIGNED WITH SWAG)","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content a-expander-content-expanded\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote to self: When your friends and family tell you not to drink away your sorrows, you should probably listen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToo little. Too late.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree-and-a-half months after catching my ex-fiancé cheating—and spiraling straight into a drunken, ill-advised one-night stand in a bathroom stall with my best friend—I’ve officially reached burnout. The weight of the world is crushing my chest, and I can barely remember what genuine happiness even feels like.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo naturally, I chose the most reasonable solution.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRun away to Dad’s ranch in Whiskey Creek, with the hope that I can remember who I was before my life imploded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe problem?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy dad invited my best friend, Lenny, too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bigger problem?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s only one room. One bed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd apparently, between my father’s matchmaking tendencies and Lenny’s stupidly charming grin, they’ve already decided they know exactly how to coax the sunshine out of me again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether I’m ready for it or not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Shelf Love DSM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44225612873806,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/2212\/1294\/files\/81dR45pi2fL._SY522.jpg?v=1787679528","url":"https:\/\/shelflovedsm.com\/products\/birdie-special-edition-sprayed-edge-foil-signed-with-swag","provider":"Shelf Love DSM","version":"1.0","type":"link"}