{"product_id":"viper-naga-brides","title":"Viper (Naga Brides)","description":"\u003cp\u003eLong have we been alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWithout brides, without females to warm us during the long nights. Without sweet mates.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut we see them, from afar, brides that could be ours. Kept away from us by walls and weapons. Females we long for greatly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eObsessively.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHuman females.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd the one with red hair? I want her. I saw her first. I will fight to the death for her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe is MINE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, we'll come together and make an exchange with their men that will benefit us all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter that?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo the winner goes the spoils...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet the hunt begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the red-headed female is MINE.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shelf Love DSM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43425647132750,"sku":"9798218099060","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/2212\/1294\/files\/9798218099060.jpg?v=1770240351","url":"https:\/\/shelflovedsm.com\/products\/viper-naga-brides","provider":"Shelf Love DSM","version":"1.0","type":"link"}